5. Manchester United = Modelling Agency
What happened in 2013 to make Tom Cleverley and Rio Ferdinand suddenly, truly, believe that they were catwalk models in their lovely new home kits?
Well, something happened – and the results look like a Matalan fashion shoot, pouting faces, free Napster downloaded trance music, and a casually leaning against that wall next to the toilet Danny Welbeck to complete the set.
It’s so bad that is kind of works, it’s sweet. Someone lost a job that day, I am certain of it.
